00:00:01:20 00:00:05:08 Hello, I'm now going to just਀昀氀椀瀀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 猀漀洀攀 洀愀最愀稀椀渀攀猀⸀
00:00:05:10 00:00:06:18 Er, this is Prima.਀　　㨀　　㨀　㤀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀　 䔀爀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 栀愀瘀攀 眀攀 最漀琀 栀攀爀攀㼀
We've got, well, obviously, Time magazine.਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㘀 䔀爀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 椀猀 圀漀洀愀渀✀猀 伀眀渀⸀
00:00:16:22 00:00:19:21 And here we have Essentials, for bright ideas.਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㜀 䔀爀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 渀漀眀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 最漀 愀渀搀 猀攀攀
00:00:23:09 00:00:26:19 the person who first had the idea਀漀昀 瀀甀琀琀椀渀最 氀攀愀昀氀攀琀猀 椀渀 洀愀最愀稀椀渀攀猀⸀
00:00:26:21 00:00:27:22 Bye!਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　㤀㨀　㈀ ⠀䈀䔀䰀䰀 䌀䠀䤀䴀䤀一䜀 吀䠀䔀 刀䤀䐀䔀 伀䘀 吀䠀䔀 嘀䄀䰀䬀夀刀䤀䔀匀
BY WAGNER)਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㄀ 䴀礀 搀攀愀爀 戀漀礀℀
00:01:15:23 00:01:19:15 Come in, come in, come in, come in.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㔀 ⠀䐀伀伀刀 䌀䰀伀匀䤀一䜀⤀
00:01:24:08 00:01:28:24 Don't mind Clothilda, she gets a little excited਀眀栀攀渀 猀栀攀 猀攀攀猀 猀琀爀愀渀最攀 洀攀渀⸀
00:01:30:13 00:01:33:01 This is Number 4 3 Cheyne Square, is it?਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀㄀ 䌀漀洀攀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 琀漀 洀礀 漀甀戀氀椀攀琀琀攀Ⰰ 洀礀 搀攀愀爀Ⰰ
and faîtes comme chez vous.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㠀 䤀 猀栀愀氀氀 洀椀砀 礀漀甀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 搀攀瘀椀氀椀猀栀
of my own devising.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㔀 䄀 猀甀猀瀀椀挀椀漀渀 漀昀 倀愀爀昀愀椀琀 䄀洀漀甀爀Ⰰ 愀 栀椀渀琀 漀昀 漀爀最攀愀琀Ⰰ
00:01:47:07 00:01:51:18 a couple of cocktail cherries,਀猀漀洀攀 琀栀椀挀欀 挀爀攀愀洀 愀渀搀 漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀 愀 猀瀀爀椀最 漀昀 栀礀猀猀漀瀀⸀
00:01:51:23 00:01:54:17 I call it my Moroccan Sunrise.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㜀 䄀渀搀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 洀攀Ⰰ 椀琀 栀愀猀 挀愀甀猀攀搀
many a son of Morocco to rise in its time.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㌀㨀　㜀 伀栀℀ 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 猀琀漀瀀 洀礀猀攀氀昀⸀ 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 爀攀愀氀氀礀⸀
00:02:03:09 00:02:06:18 Clothilda here will tell you਀琀栀愀琀 䤀 搀漀 最漀 漀渀 猀漀 猀漀洀攀琀椀洀攀猀⸀
00:02:06:20 00:02:07:21 Won't you, Clotty dear?਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㐀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 䤀 挀愀甀最栀琀 礀漀甀爀 渀愀洀攀㼀
00:02:10:19 00:02:14:07 -Nigel Carter.਀ⴀ一椀最攀氀 䌀愀爀琀攀爀⸀
00:02:14:14 00:02:17:08 Nigel Carter.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㤀 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 愀 戀爀攀愀琀栀 漀昀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 昀椀渀攀 愀渀搀 爀椀瀀攀
in that name,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㜀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 椀洀瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀礀 渀漀戀氀攀
and yet thrillingly rotten.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀 匀椀琀Ⰰ 䴀愀猀琀攀爀 一椀最攀氀 䌀愀爀琀攀爀⸀
00:02:28:19 00:02:31:04 Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㐀 䤀琀✀猀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 愀 氀漀瘀攀爀✀猀 猀攀愀琀⸀
00:02:33:18 00:02:38:13 And I picked it up in San Gimignano in 1 96 3.਀吀栀愀琀 愀渀搀 猀漀 洀甀挀栀 攀氀猀攀 戀攀猀椀搀攀猀⸀
00:02:39:10 00:02:42:24 You may keep your clothes on for the moment਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㠀 眀栀椀氀攀 䤀 眀攀愀瘀攀 洀礀 洀愀最椀挀 眀椀琀栀 洀礀 挀漀挀欀琀愀椀氀 猀栀愀欀攀爀⸀
00:02:46:14 00:02:50:07 Clothilda shall amuse you with stories਀漀昀 琀栀攀 最漀爀最攀漀甀猀 䔀愀猀琀⸀
00:02:50:15 00:02:54:24 Er, yes, it's, um... It's about the advertisement਀椀渀 琀栀椀猀 洀漀渀琀栀✀猀 䴀漀搀攀氀 䄀攀爀漀瀀氀愀渀攀猀⸀
00:02:55:16 00:02:59:05 Such a stimulating read. I never miss a copy.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㄀㨀　㐀 夀攀猀⸀ 䔀爀洀⸀⸀⸀
00:03:01:11 00:03:04:04 ''Models wanted. Highest prices paid.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㄀ ✀✀䄀瀀瀀氀礀 匀椀洀戀漀氀搀 䌀氀攀漀戀甀爀礀Ⰰ 㐀 ㌀ 䌀栀攀礀渀攀 匀焀甀愀爀攀⸀✀✀
That is you, is it?਀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㤀㨀　㐀 䤀琀 椀猀 䤀⸀
00:03:09:06 00:03:13:08 My parents christened me Donald,਀愀 渀愀洀攀 攀渀琀椀爀攀氀礀 眀椀琀栀漀甀琀 栀漀瀀攀⸀
00:03:14:08 00:03:17:06 Do you know,਀䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀✀洀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 最椀瘀攀 礀漀甀 琀眀漀 挀漀挀欀琀愀椀氀 挀栀攀爀爀椀攀猀⸀
00:03:17:08 00:03:19:21 One for each of your blue, blue eyes.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 䤀 甀猀甀愀氀氀礀 瀀愀礀 ꌀ㌀　 昀漀爀 洀礀 洀漀搀攀氀猀⸀
Does that seem fair, my dear?਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 洀漀爀攀 琀栀愀渀 爀攀愀猀漀渀愀戀氀攀⸀ 夀攀猀⸀ 䔀爀洀⸀⸀⸀
00:03:28:08 00:03:32:15 I've got a Sopwith Camel, full RFC markings,਀猀挀愀氀攀 ㄀ ㈀　琀栀⸀⸀⸀
00:03:32:17 00:03:34:00 I brought a photograph.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀 挀愀洀攀氀㼀
00:03:36:07 00:03:40:13 Yes. It's quite old but in very good condition.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㔀 䄀渀搀 眀栀攀爀攀 搀漀 礀漀甀 欀攀攀瀀 琀栀椀猀 挀愀洀攀氀Ⰰ 一椀最攀氀 䌀愀爀琀攀爀㼀
00:03:43:16 00:03:45:09 Well, in my room at home in Greenford.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㘀 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 搀愀爀攀 琀漀 猀愀礀Ⰰ 一椀最攀氀 䌀愀爀琀攀爀Ⰰ
that the age of romance is dead.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㤀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 礀漀甀✀氀氀 昀椀渀搀 椀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 栀礀猀猀漀瀀
that makes all the difference.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 䤀 愀搀漀爀攀 栀礀猀猀漀瀀Ⰰ 搀漀渀✀琀 礀漀甀㼀
00:03:58:24 00:04:00:02 Very tasty.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　　㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㔀 匀漀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 椀猀 琀栀攀 渀愀洀攀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀 挀愀洀攀氀
who lives with you in your room in Greenford?਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㔀㨀　　 　　㨀　㐀㨀　㠀㨀　㘀 ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 匀漀瀀眀椀琀栀⸀
-Sopwith. Too heavenly!਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㠀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㄀ 倀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 䤀 猀栀愀氀氀 瀀愀椀渀琀 礀漀甀 愀猀琀爀椀搀攀 琀栀椀猀 匀漀瀀眀椀琀栀⸀
It's not impossible.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀 䈀甀琀 昀椀爀猀琀 䤀 猀栀愀氀氀 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀
sprawled on the tiger skin,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 昀椀爀攀氀椀最栀琀 搀愀渀挀椀渀最 漀渀 礀漀甀爀 渀愀欀攀搀Ⰰ 猀栀椀瘀攀爀椀渀最 琀栀椀最栀猀⸀
00:04:19:24 00:04:21:20 Have you modelled before?਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㔀 伀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 洀礀 氀椀昀攀⸀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 猀椀渀挀攀 䤀 眀愀猀 昀漀甀爀⸀
00:04:24:17 00:04:28:22 -Mercy, Nigel. Mercy! Since you were four!਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
00:04:28:24 00:04:32:01 -My grandfather started me off.਀ⴀ匀漀 漀昀琀攀渀 琀栀攀 眀愀礀⸀
00:04:35:06 00:04:37:12 We both ended up covered in glue.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀　㨀　㜀 一椀最攀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 愀洀愀稀攀 洀攀⸀
00:04:40:21 00:04:43:09 -It was a Fokker.਀ⴀ䤀琀 猀漀甀渀搀猀 椀琀Ⰰ 一椀最攀氀⸀
00:04:44:06 00:04:45:20 In glue, you say?਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㤀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 渀攀攀搀 昀攀愀爀
no such extravagances from me.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㐀 倀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 愀 氀椀最栀琀 戀爀甀猀栀椀渀最 椀渀 漀椀氀
to bring out your flesh tones but nothing more.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㔀 䔀爀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀攀攀 洀礀 樀甀洀戀漀㼀
00:04:57:18 00:05:02:01 Nigel, I should like to see your jumbo਀瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀 椀渀搀攀攀搀⸀
00:05:02:08 00:05:03:21 There you are.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㐀 一椀最攀氀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 椀猀 愀 瀀栀漀琀漀最爀愀瀀栀
of a large jet aeroplane.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀　㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㐀 伀栀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 欀渀漀眀 栀漀眀 琀栀愀琀 最漀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
Er, there it is, there.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㠀 䴀礀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 愀 樀甀洀戀漀Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
00:05:18:00 00:05:20:17 Now, clothes off and on to the tiger skin with you.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 刀椀最栀琀漀⸀
00:05:23:23 00:05:28:06 Well, bring back hanging, I say.਀吀栀攀猀攀 琀甀洀戀氀攀 搀爀礀攀爀猀 愀爀攀 甀猀攀氀攀猀猀⸀
00:05:30:02 00:05:33:01 I was popping, absolutely popping to go,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 猀漀 䤀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀䐀漀 礀漀甀 洀椀渀搀 椀昀 䤀 甀猀攀 礀漀甀爀 琀漀椀氀攀琀Ⰰ 氀漀瘀攀㼀✀✀
00:05:36:13 00:05:40:02 And she would have let me, too.਀伀渀氀礀 琀栀愀琀 倀爀椀渀挀攀 倀栀椀氀椀瀀 琀漀氀搀 洀攀 琀漀 渀愀昀昀 漀昀昀⸀
00:05:43:05 00:05:45:15 Smell. Smell.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㔀 匀洀攀氀氀⸀ 匀洀攀氀氀℀
00:05:51:08 00:05:52:18 Was that the sort of thing you meant?਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㜀 䌀漀洀瀀甀琀攀爀猀㼀
00:05:55:21 00:05:57:01 Bollocks, more like.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　　㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㌀㨀　㐀 ⴀ䠀攀氀氀漀⸀
-Good morning, sir. Can I do you for anything?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㜀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 栀漀瀀攀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀⸀
00:06:04:19 00:06:07:01 Yeah. Tricks, novelties, jokes, games?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ吀爀椀挀欀猀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀⸀
-What about the tie snipper?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀ ⴀ吀椀攀 猀渀椀瀀瀀攀爀㼀
-Watch this.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀ ⴀ夀攀猀㼀
-It's a beauty that one, isn't it, sir?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㘀 ⴀ夀漀甀 挀甀琀 漀昀昀 琀栀攀 攀渀搀 漀昀 洀礀 琀椀攀⸀
-Yeah. Very popular, that one.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ䤀猀 椀琀㼀
-Hugely popular.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㄀ 䠀洀洀⸀
00:06:25:18 00:06:27:08 Not really a trick though, is it?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㤀 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀爀攀 爀椀最栀琀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 洀漀爀攀 漀昀 愀 最愀最⸀
You want a trick? I'll show you a trick.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㄀ 一漀眀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 瀀甀琀 礀漀甀爀 昀椀渀最攀爀 椀渀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
00:06:34:09 00:06:35:15 -You sure about this?਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:06:35:17 00:06:37:00 It's a beauty, this one. You'll love this one.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㔀 ⴀ倀甀琀 礀漀甀爀 昀椀渀最攀爀 椀渀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
-Right.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀　㨀　㐀 刀椀最栀琀⸀ 䤀✀氀氀 搀爀漀瀀 琀栀攀 戀氀愀搀攀 氀椀欀攀 猀漀⸀⸀⸀
00:06:41:23 00:06:43:07 My finger is chopped off.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀㐀 刀椀最栀琀⸀ 匀漀 琀栀愀琀 瀀爀漀瘀攀猀 椀琀 眀漀爀欀猀⸀
00:06:45:01 00:06:47:06 Now then, I'll take this cigar,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀　㨀　㠀 瀀氀愀挀攀 琀栀愀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀爀攀 氀椀欀攀 猀漀⸀
00:06:50:10 00:06:54:14 I drop the blade and, hey sesame,਀琀栀攀 挀椀最愀爀 椀猀 椀渀琀愀挀琀⸀
00:06:54:16 00:06:56:01 Now, explain that.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㄀㨀　㈀ 䠀洀洀⸀ 䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 最漀琀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 攀氀猀攀㼀
00:07:02:13 00:07:04:00 Have a look at that.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㐀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㤀 䄀 瀀氀愀猀琀椀挀 搀漀最 琀甀爀搀Ⰰ 渀漀琀 攀瘀攀渀 愀 瘀攀爀礀 挀漀渀瘀椀渀挀椀渀最 漀渀攀⸀
00:07:09:06 00:07:14:08 Ah! Fooled you. It looks like a plastic dog turd,਀戀甀琀 椀猀Ⰰ 椀渀 昀愀挀琀Ⰰ 愀 爀攀愀氀 搀漀最 琀甀爀搀⸀
00:07:14:19 00:07:15:19 Mmm.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㔀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀氀氀 琀愀欀攀 愀 搀漀稀攀渀⸀
00:07:22:10 00:07:23:12 How nice.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㘀㨀　　 ⴀ䠀漀眀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 搀攀氀椀最栀琀昀甀氀⸀
-Charming.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 儀甀椀琀攀 挀栀愀爀洀椀渀最⸀ 䄀 挀栀愀爀洀椀渀最 爀攀猀琀愀甀爀愀渀琀⸀
00:07:28:13 00:07:32:16 -A charming, as you say, restaurant.਀ⴀ刀攀愀氀氀礀 焀甀椀琀攀 搀攀氀椀最栀琀昀甀氀⸀
00:07:32:21 00:07:35:18 I think one of my favourite਀爀攀愀氀氀礀 焀甀椀琀攀 搀攀氀椀最栀琀昀甀氀 爀攀猀琀愀甀爀愀渀琀猀⸀
00:07:35:20 00:07:38:20 Yeah, I agree. I do agree.਀䤀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 搀漀 愀最爀攀攀⸀ 䤀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 搀漀⸀
00:07:38:22 00:07:40:09 Are you ready to order?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀　 ⴀ䐀椀搀 礀漀甀 猀愀礀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最㼀
-No.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㔀 䤀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 䤀 栀攀愀爀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:07:45:17 00:07:48:13 I rather think it may have been਀愀 洀攀洀戀攀爀 漀昀 琀栀攀 爀攀猀琀愀甀爀愀渀琀 猀琀愀昀昀⸀
00:07:49:03 00:07:50:19 Ah. Ah.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㐀 䄀栀⸀
00:07:53:01 00:07:55:20 -Are you ready to order?਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 眀攀 愀爀攀 爀攀愀搀礀 琀漀 漀爀搀攀爀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:07:55:22 00:08:00:03 I shall have the melon followed by the roast lamb.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　　㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㈀㨀㄀　 䴀攀氀漀渀Ⰰ 氀愀洀戀⸀ 䄀渀搀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 猀椀爀㼀
00:08:02:12 00:08:06:24 I shall have soupe de poisson,਀䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 昀漀氀氀漀眀攀搀 戀礀 爀漀愀猀琀 氀愀洀戀 愀氀猀漀⸀
00:08:08:01 00:08:09:22 Fish soup, lamb.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀　㨀　　 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㌀ ⴀ䤀✀洀 猀漀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀
-Yes?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㘀 ⴀ圀栀愀琀 搀椀搀 礀漀甀 樀甀猀琀 猀愀礀㼀
-Fish soup, lamb.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 䄀栀℀ 夀攀猀⸀
Perhaps I didn't make myself absolutely clear.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀 䤀 眀漀甀氀搀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 氀椀欀攀 猀漀洀攀 猀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀⸀
00:08:20:19 00:08:22:15 Soupe de poisson is fish soup.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㜀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 搀攀愀爀⸀
-Oh, deary me.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㌀ ⴀ圀愀猀 䤀 猀瀀攀愀欀椀渀最 琀漀漀 焀甀椀挀欀氀礀 昀漀爀 礀漀甀㼀
-Yes, you seem to be a little bit confused.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀　 ⴀ䤀 愀猀欀攀搀 昀漀爀 猀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀⸀
-Soupe de poisson.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㤀 匀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀 椀猀 昀椀猀栀 猀漀甀瀀⸀
00:08:36:21 00:08:40:11 -No, no, no, no, no.਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
00:08:40:13 00:08:42:11 No, I've obviously lost you.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀　 匀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀 椀猀 猀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀⸀
00:08:46:13 00:08:51:08 -Do you see?਀ⴀ伀渀攀 琀栀椀渀最 挀愀渀渀漀琀 戀攀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 琀栀椀渀最⸀ 䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀㼀
00:08:51:13 00:08:55:06 Now, as you have gone to the trouble਀漀昀 愀搀瘀攀爀琀椀猀椀渀最 猀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀
00:08:55:08 00:08:58:08 and I have gone to the great lengths਀漀昀 漀爀搀攀爀椀渀最 猀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀Ⰰ
00:08:58:10 00:09:02:14 perhaps you would be kind enough to bring me਀猀漀洀攀 猀漀甀瀀攀 搀攀 瀀漀椀猀猀漀渀⸀ 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:09:04:00 00:09:07:14 -And some mineral water.਀ⴀ䴀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:09:08:04 00:09:09:08 Thank you.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ圀栀愀琀 愀 搀攀氀椀最栀琀昀甀氀 爀攀猀琀愀甀爀愀渀琀⸀
-Absolutely delightful, yes.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀㨀　　 ⴀ䴀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
-Oh, dear.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㐀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 眀愀椀琀爀攀猀猀⸀
-Waitress.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀　㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㐀 夀攀猀㼀
00:09:21:06 00:09:23:17 Can you remember what it was I asked you for?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㄀ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 猀愀眀 礀漀甀 眀爀椀琀攀 椀琀 搀漀眀渀⸀
Did you write it down?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 夀攀猀⸀ 䴀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:09:27:24 00:09:30:01 -Bravo.਀ⴀ䔀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀 搀漀渀攀⸀
00:09:30:03 00:09:32:21 But you have brought a bottle of mineral water.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㔀 䐀漀 礀漀甀 猀攀攀㼀 吀栀攀猀攀 愀爀攀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 戀漀琀琀氀攀猀⸀
00:09:37:04 00:09:38:25 We asked for mineral water.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㔀 䴀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 愀猀 礀漀甀 挀愀爀攀昀甀氀氀礀 眀爀漀琀攀 搀漀眀渀
on your small pad.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀　 ⴀ䠀漀眀 洀甀挀栀 洀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀㼀
-Some.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㄀ 匀漀洀攀 洀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 眀攀 愀猀欀攀搀 昀漀爀⸀
00:09:50:13 00:09:52:09 -Some.਀ⴀ匀漀洀攀㼀
00:09:52:11 00:09:56:06 Yes, however, we can check precisely਀栀漀眀 洀甀挀栀 眀攀 爀攀焀甀攀猀琀攀搀 昀爀漀洀 礀漀甀⸀
00:09:56:08 00:10:01:01 We do tape all our conversations਀愀最愀椀渀猀琀 樀甀猀琀 猀甀挀栀 愀 挀漀渀琀椀渀最攀渀挀礀⸀
00:10:02:01 00:10:03:20 (TAPE REWINDING)਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㘀㨀　㈀ 䜀攀琀 漀甀琀 琀栀攀 瀀愀椀爀 漀昀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀渀漀琀琀礀 眀愀渀欀攀爀猀℀
00:10:06:04 00:10:08:17 Ah, no. No.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀　 ⴀ吀栀愀琀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀 爀攀猀琀愀甀爀愀渀琀 眀攀 眀攀爀攀 椀渀 礀攀猀琀攀爀搀愀礀⸀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ䄀渀搀 眀栀愀琀 愀 搀攀氀椀最栀琀昀甀氀 爀攀猀琀愀甀爀愀渀琀 椀琀 眀愀猀Ⰰ 琀漀漀⸀
-Quite delightful.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㄀ 䠀攀爀攀 眀攀 愀爀攀⸀
00:10:18:03 00:10:21:05 -And some mineral water.਀ⴀ䴀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:10:21:07 00:10:24:03 -There. Do you see?਀ⴀ匀漀洀攀 洀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:10:24:05 00:10:27:05 -No mention of bottles.਀ⴀ匀栀愀氀氀 䤀 戀爀椀渀最 椀琀 椀渀 愀 樀甀最㼀
00:10:27:07 00:10:28:23 Yes, now, you see, young lady,਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㌀㨀　㄀ 洀礀 猀甀最最攀猀琀椀漀渀 琀漀 礀漀甀 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 猀栀漀甀氀搀
bring us mineral water in a jug਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㌀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㔀㨀　㘀 眀栀攀渀 眀攀 愀猀欀 昀漀爀 洀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀 椀渀 愀 樀甀最⸀
00:10:35:08 00:10:39:06 Till then, we'd be very grateful਀椀昀 礀漀甀 樀甀猀琀 戀爀漀甀最栀琀 甀猀 猀漀洀攀 洀椀渀攀爀愀氀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:10:39:08 00:10:41:10 -Thank you.਀ⴀ䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:10:42:21 00:10:46:02 -What a delightful restaurant.਀ⴀ匀椀洀瀀氀礀 挀栀愀爀洀椀渀最 爀攀猀琀愀甀爀愀渀琀⸀
00:10:49:22 00:10:51:04 -Thank you.਀ⴀ吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:10:51:06 00:10:52:06 Delightful.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㈀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㘀㨀　㜀 一漀眀Ⰰ 䤀 眀漀渀搀攀爀Ⰰ 洀礀 搀攀愀爀Ⰰ 椀猀 琀栀攀爀攀 愀 最攀渀琀猀 渀攀愀爀 戀礀㼀
I'm rather desperate for a pee.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀 椀猀 漀渀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 椀琀 眀愀猀 漀甀琀 漀昀 漀爀搀攀爀
earlier on. I'll just check for you.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㄀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㐀㨀　㈀ ⴀ䌀栀愀爀洀椀渀最 眀愀椀琀爀攀猀猀Ⰰ 搀漀 礀漀甀 猀攀攀㼀
-This is right, do you understand?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㌀ 夀攀猀Ⰰ 渀漀眀Ⰰ 眀愀椀琀爀攀猀猀⸀
You must forgive my stupidity...਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㤀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 愀猀欀攀搀 昀漀爀 椀琀⸀ 䰀椀猀琀攀渀⸀
00:11:17:03 00:11:19:05 I'm rather desperate for a pea.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㌀ 䤀 猀攀攀⸀
00:11:23:16 00:11:26:06 I was four when I saw my parents at it.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㐀 䴀礀 昀愀琀栀攀爀 猀愀椀搀 栀攀 眀愀猀 洀攀渀搀椀渀最 琀栀攀 昀甀猀攀
that made Mummy's teeth work.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㘀 䤀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀搀 栀椀洀Ⰰ 琀漀漀⸀
00:11:32:08 00:11:36:14 No, er, very happily married. Very happily married.਀嘀攀爀礀 栀愀瀀瀀椀氀礀 洀愀爀爀椀攀搀Ⰰ 椀渀搀攀攀搀⸀
00:11:37:04 00:11:40:13 Er, my wife's away in Wales at the moment,਀瘀椀猀椀琀椀渀最 栀攀爀 猀椀猀琀攀爀⸀
00:11:42:23 00:11:44:13 This isn't going out on television, is it?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 圀栀漀 琀栀攀 栀攀氀氀 愀爀攀 礀漀甀㼀
00:11:48:05 00:11:49:23 Who is she? Go away.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀　㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 䤀猀 䜀漀搀 愀渀 䔀渀最氀椀猀栀洀愀渀㼀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 愀 琀爀椀挀欀礀 漀渀攀⸀
00:11:53:13 00:11:55:04 Theologians are pretty much undecided,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㘀 戀甀琀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 椀琀 椀猀 甀渀椀瘀攀爀猀愀氀氀礀 愀挀挀攀瀀琀攀搀
that he isn't Welsh.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㈀㨀㄀　 䄀渀猀眀攀爀 瀀栀漀渀攀猀㼀 䈀漀氀氀漀挀欀猀Ⰰ 洀漀爀攀 氀椀欀攀⸀
00:12:09:02 00:12:10:03 (LAUGHING)਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 眀愀猀 氀漀瘀攀氀礀Ⰰ 䴀椀挀栀愀攀氀⸀
Lovely. Absolutely lovely.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㈀ 䤀 眀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 洀椀渀搀 最漀椀渀最 琀栀攀爀攀 洀礀猀攀氀昀⸀
00:12:15:07 00:12:20:07 Well, hello, good morning and welcome਀琀漀 琀栀椀猀 眀攀攀欀✀猀 攀瀀椀猀漀搀攀 漀昀 吀愀栀椀琀椀愀渀 䬀椀琀挀栀攀渀⸀
00:12:20:09 00:12:22:03 I'm Elizabeth Martin.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀 䰀愀猀琀 眀攀攀欀Ⰰ 椀昀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 戀攀 戀漀琀栀攀爀攀搀 琀漀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀Ⰰ
00:12:24:16 00:12:28:13 we looked at the preparation of main dishes,਀吀愀栀椀琀椀愀渀 猀琀礀氀攀⸀
00:12:28:15 00:12:32:06 Well, this week I'm thinking of those਀眀栀漀 洀椀最栀琀 戀攀 漀渀 愀 琀椀最栀琀攀爀 猀漀搀搀椀渀最 戀甀搀最攀琀Ⰰ
00:12:32:08 00:12:36:24 and so I shall be showing you਀眀栀愀琀 琀漀 搀漀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀漀猀攀 挀栀攀愀瀀攀爀 漀昀昀ⴀ挀甀琀猀Ⰰ
00:12:37:01 00:12:38:17 the rarer offals and so on,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 眀栀椀挀栀Ⰰ 眀栀椀氀攀 琀栀攀礀 洀愀礀 渀漀琀 氀漀漀欀
so blasted, bloody-well tempting,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 挀愀渀 漀昀琀攀渀 戀攀 愀猀 愀瀀瀀攀琀椀猀椀渀最 愀渀搀 渀甀琀爀椀琀椀漀甀猀
and arsingly well worth eating਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 愀猀 洀愀渀礀 漀昀 琀栀攀 搀攀愀爀攀爀 挀甀琀猀⸀
00:12:49:23 00:12:54:17 Well, I have here two ears,਀眀栀椀挀栀 䤀✀瘀攀 猀愀氀琀攀搀 愀渀搀 洀愀爀椀渀愀琀攀搀 漀瘀攀爀渀椀最栀琀⸀
00:12:55:14 00:12:58:13 They come from a young Anglia journalist਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㌀ 眀栀漀洀 䤀 猀氀愀甀最栀琀攀爀攀搀 愀 挀漀甀瀀氀攀 漀昀 搀愀礀猀 愀最漀
just outside Biggleswade.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㠀 吀栀攀 椀洀瀀漀爀琀愀渀琀 琀栀椀渀最 眀椀琀栀 攀愀爀猀
is that they should always be fresh.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㐀 一漀眀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 䤀✀洀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 搀漀
is I'm going to combine them.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀　㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀ 䤀✀洀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 瀀甀琀 琀栀攀洀 椀渀 愀 戀漀眀氀
00:13:11:04 00:13:13:19 and I'm going to combine them਀眀椀琀栀 猀漀洀攀 琀攀猀琀椀挀氀攀猀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:13:16:11 00:13:19:05 These are from਀猀漀洀攀 吀栀椀爀搀 䐀椀瘀椀猀椀漀渀 昀漀漀琀戀愀氀氀 瀀氀愀礀攀爀猀⸀
00:13:20:04 00:13:22:21 I'm going to put them in with the ears.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀渀搀 眀攀✀爀攀 樀甀猀琀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 愀搀搀 猀漀洀攀 昀椀渀最攀爀猀 栀攀爀攀Ⰰ
which come from a Rod Stewart fan.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㜀 吀栀攀礀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 愀氀氀 最漀 椀渀Ⰰ 椀渀挀氀甀搀椀渀最Ⰰ
particularly delicious, of course, the thumb.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㜀 一漀眀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 樀甀猀琀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 洀椀砀 琀栀愀琀
in a nice Provençal sauce of tomato and garlic.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㔀 䘀漀爀 琀栀漀猀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀
who are more interested in feet and toes,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀　 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 甀爀最攀 礀漀甀 琀漀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀
that smaller is tastier.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 吀栀攀猀攀 挀漀洀攀 昀爀漀洀 愀 圀攀氀猀栀 栀攀琀攀爀漀猀攀砀甀愀氀⸀
00:13:48:01 00:13:52:19 Welsh toes are always preferable਀椀昀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 昀椀渀搀 琀栀攀洀 愀琀 琀栀椀猀 琀椀洀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 礀攀愀爀⸀
00:13:53:06 00:13:56:06 Remember, too, that toes are an absolutely ideal਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㤀 昀漀爀欀 猀甀瀀瀀攀爀 琀爀攀愀琀 漀爀 愀瀀瀀攀琀椀猀椀渀最 搀椀瀀 椀搀攀愀⸀
00:13:59:19 00:14:03:07 -Michael, would you care to have a try?਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 最愀洀攀 昀漀爀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最Ⰰ 䔀氀椀稀愀戀攀琀栀⸀
00:14:03:09 00:14:05:06 Don't I (BLEEP) know it?਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㌀ ⴀ䴀洀洀⸀ 䐀攀氀椀挀椀漀甀猀⸀
-And they won't break the bank, either.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㄀ 䄀渀搀 琀愀氀欀椀渀最 漀昀 渀漀琀 戀爀攀愀欀椀渀最 琀栀攀 戀愀渀欀Ⰰ 圀椀氀猀漀渀⸀⸀⸀
00:14:18:12 00:14:21:19 In this edition of My Favourite Pants,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㐀 眀攀 瘀椀猀椀琀 琀栀攀 栀漀洀攀 漀昀 昀漀爀洀攀爀 一愀琀椀漀渀愀氀 䠀甀渀琀 樀漀挀欀攀礀Ⰰ
Sir Clive Drummond.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㌀ 吀栀漀甀最栀 琀栀愀渀欀昀甀氀氀礀 洀礀 搀愀甀最栀琀攀爀 䨀攀渀渀椀昀攀爀
00:14:29:05 00:14:33:13 now lives reasonably close at hand, so that's...਀吀栀愀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 眀漀爀欀攀搀 漀甀琀 瀀爀攀琀琀礀 眀攀氀氀⸀
00:14:33:15 00:14:35:14 Now these ones over here,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀　㨀　㜀 渀漀琀 攀砀愀挀琀氀礀 洀礀 昀愀瘀漀甀爀椀琀攀 瀀愀渀琀猀Ⰰ
00:14:40:24 00:14:43:04 but ones, I think,਀眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 最爀攀愀琀攀猀琀 猀攀渀琀椀洀攀渀琀愀氀 瘀愀氀甀攀⸀
00:14:43:06 00:14:48:07 Because, you see, these used to belong to਀䄀爀渀漀氀搀 吀爀愀瘀椀猀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 最爀攀愀琀 䰀攀椀挀攀猀琀攀爀猀栀椀爀攀 昀愀猀琀 戀漀眀氀攀爀⸀
00:14:48:09 00:14:50:03 He gave them to me shortly before he died.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀　㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㠀 一漀眀 䤀 挀愀渀 渀攀瘀攀爀 氀漀漀欀 愀琀 琀栀攀猀攀 瀀愀渀琀猀
without thinking of Arnold਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㤀 愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀 洀愀爀瘀攀氀氀漀甀猀 最爀攀愀琀 戀漀漀洀椀渀最 氀愀甀最栀 漀昀 栀椀猀⸀
00:14:55:21 00:14:58:21 And of course the day਀栀攀 琀漀漀欀 昀椀瘀攀 昀漀爀 ㄀ ㈀ 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 夀漀爀欀猀栀椀爀攀⸀
00:14:58:23 00:15:01:03 Wearing these very pants,਀䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀✀洀 爀椀最栀琀 椀渀 猀愀礀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:15:01:05 00:15:03:11 although Arnold could never give me਀愀渀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀 愀猀猀甀爀愀渀挀攀 漀昀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:15:03:13 00:15:06:22 Ah, now, these ones here...਀䄀最愀椀渀Ⰰ 渀漀琀 洀礀 昀愀瘀漀甀爀椀琀攀 瀀愀渀琀猀Ⰰ
00:15:07:17 00:15:11:07 but... Because I've always been਀愀 氀椀昀攀氀漀渀最 䰀椀戀攀爀愀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀⸀
00:15:11:10 00:15:14:03 And these pants used to belong਀琀漀 䨀椀洀洀礀 圀攀猀琀戀爀漀漀欀
00:15:14:05 00:15:17:20 who stood as the Liberal candidate਀椀渀 琀栀攀 一攀眀戀甀爀礀 戀礀ⴀ攀氀攀挀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 ✀㘀㄀ ⸀
00:15:17:24 00:15:20:21 Lost his deposit, unfortunately,਀戀甀琀 昀漀甀最栀琀 愀 洀愀爀瘀攀氀氀漀甀猀 挀愀洀瀀愀椀最渀
00:15:20:23 00:15:22:18 and was admired by everyone who knew him.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㘀 䄀渀搀 栀攀 最愀瘀攀 洀攀 琀栀攀猀攀 瀀愀渀琀猀
00:15:24:08 00:15:26:09 after the Liberal Party Conference਀琀栀攀 昀漀氀氀漀眀椀渀最 礀攀愀爀⸀
00:15:26:11 00:15:29:01 And he said that਀椀昀 䤀 攀瘀攀爀 眀愀渀琀攀搀 琀漀 最漀 椀渀琀漀 瀀漀氀椀琀椀挀猀Ⰰ
00:15:29:03 00:15:30:24 I ought to wear these pants.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㔀 䤀 渀攀瘀攀爀 搀椀搀Ⰰ 漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 愀 洀愀爀瘀攀氀氀漀甀猀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀⸀
00:15:35:08 00:15:39:00 Now, the pants I most like to wear਀漀渀 愀 搀愀礀ⴀ琀漀ⴀ搀愀礀 戀愀猀椀猀 愀爀攀 琀栀攀猀攀 漀渀攀猀⸀
00:15:40:13 00:15:42:09 Marks and Spencer, so nothing very fancy.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㜀 䈀甀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ
I always say there's little point in a fancy pant.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㤀 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 最椀瘀攀 洀攀 愀⸀⸀⸀
00:15:46:21 00:15:49:07 Give me a straight no-nonsense਀䴀愀爀欀猀 愀渀搀 匀瀀攀渀挀攀爀 瀀愀渀琀Ⰰ
00:15:49:09 00:15:50:22 and I'm as happy as a sandboy, you know.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 吀栀攀猀攀 瀀愀渀琀猀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 愀爀攀
the ideal working or leisure pant,਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㜀 攀焀甀愀氀氀礀 愀琀 栀漀洀攀 椀渀 琀漀眀渀 漀爀 挀漀甀渀琀爀礀⸀
00:15:58:15 00:16:00:14 Truly a pant for all seasons.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㐀 夀攀愀栀⸀ 伀栀Ⰰ 最漀漀搀 䰀漀爀搀Ⰰ 渀漀眀Ⰰ 栀攀爀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:16:03:19 00:16:06:12 I'd quite forgotten about these. Now there's a...਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㈀ ⠀䰀䄀唀䜀䠀䤀一䜀⤀ 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 愀 瘀攀爀礀 昀甀渀渀礀 猀琀漀爀礀
attached to these pants.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀　㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 䈀甀琀 椀琀 洀甀猀琀 栀愀瘀攀 昀愀氀氀攀渀 漀甀琀⸀
It was stapled into the gusset there.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㔀 䤀 挀愀渀✀琀 琀栀椀渀欀 眀栀愀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 栀愀瘀攀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:16:17:07 00:16:19:18 Oh, now, yes. Now, look at this.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㈀ 吀栀攀猀攀 漀渀攀猀Ⰰ
now these really are the Rolls-Royce of pants.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀　 吀栀攀猀攀 眀攀爀攀 洀愀搀攀 戀礀
Wellard's of Bishop's Stortford,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㠀 眀栀漀 洀愀搀攀 瀀愀渀琀猀 昀漀爀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ
just about everyone you can think of.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀　㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 吀栀攀礀✀爀攀 挀甀猀琀漀洀 洀愀搀攀Ⰰ 愀猀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 猀攀攀⸀
00:16:32:06 00:16:35:15 You put these on and you feel like a maharaja.਀夀漀甀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 搀漀⸀
00:16:35:22 00:16:40:05 In fact, I often think it's a bit of a crime਀琀漀 瀀甀琀 琀爀漀甀猀攀爀猀 漀渀 漀瘀攀爀 琀栀攀猀攀 漀渀攀猀⸀
00:16:40:11 00:16:41:13 (COUGHING) Yeah, yes...਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㄀ 儀甀椀琀攀 漀昀琀攀渀 䤀✀氀氀 瀀甀琀 琀栀攀猀攀 漀渀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 洀礀 琀爀漀甀猀攀爀猀
00:16:44:03 00:16:49:01 and, you know, walk up and down the High Street਀樀甀猀琀 愀搀洀椀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀洀 椀渀 猀栀漀瀀 眀椀渀搀漀眀猀 愀渀搀 猀漀 漀渀⸀
00:16:49:09 00:16:52:21 And let me tell you,਀琀栀攀礀 愀琀琀爀愀挀琀 焀甀椀琀攀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 愀琀琀攀渀琀椀漀渀⸀
00:16:53:15 00:16:55:05 Now, these ones over here...਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㠀 一漀Ⰰ 礀漀甀⸀⸀⸀ 夀漀甀 挀愀渀✀琀 氀椀挀欀 琀栀攀 猀礀猀琀攀洀⸀
00:16:59:09 00:17:01:01 You can give it a damn good fondling, though.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㔀 䤀 最愀瘀攀 甀瀀 猀洀漀欀椀渀最 椀渀 䨀甀氀礀 ㄀ 㤀㠀㔀⸀
00:17:06:18 00:17:11:14 Just like that. Didn't cut down,਀搀椀搀渀✀琀 最攀琀 愀挀甀瀀甀渀挀琀甀爀攀⸀ 䤀 樀甀猀琀 瀀氀愀椀渀 猀琀漀瀀瀀攀搀⸀
00:17:12:05 00:17:13:20 I've been in hell ever since.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀⸀⸀⸀ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀 琀漀 猀愀礀Ⰰ
I've never forgiven the Japanese.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㘀 吀漀 琀栀椀猀 搀愀礀 䤀 爀攀昀甀猀攀
to have a Japanese car in the house.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 栀攀 眀愀猀 搀爀椀渀欀椀渀最 猀漀 洀甀挀栀 氀漀眀ⴀ愀氀挀漀栀漀氀 戀攀攀爀
that he was in danger of becoming a low-alcoholic.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㘀 䘀愀砀 洀愀挀栀椀渀攀猀㼀 䈀漀氀氀漀挀欀猀Ⰰ 洀漀爀攀 氀椀欀攀⸀
00:17:34:13 00:17:36:25 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀愀礀 琀漀 最漀Ⰰ 最攀琀 猀攀爀椀漀甀猀氀礀 搀漀眀渀 琀漀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:17:37:02 00:17:40:20 Now it's time to crank it up and really਀戀漀漀最椀攀 琀漀 猀漀洀攀 戀愀挀欀ⴀ琀漀ⴀ戀愀挀欀 昀愀琀 戀攀愀琀⸀
00:17:40:22 00:17:44:16 Let's have ourselves a rocking good time਀眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 䈀椀猀栀漀瀀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 圀愀爀氀漀爀搀⸀
00:17:44:18 00:17:46:01 Give me at least five.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㈀ ⠀䌀刀伀圀䐀 䌀䠀䔀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀
00:17:51:18 00:17:55:01 (PLAYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC)਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀　 ⌀ 夀攀猀Ⰰ 洀礀 戀愀戀礀 琀甀爀渀猀 猀漀洀攀 栀攀愀搀猀
00:18:01:09 00:18:03:20 # When she walks in through the door਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㠀㨀　　 ⌀ 匀栀攀✀猀 最漀琀 爀攀搀Ⰰ 爀攀搀 爀甀戀礀 氀椀瀀猀
00:18:09:21 00:18:12:10 #And legs right down to the floor਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㌀ ⌀ 匀栀攀 眀愀氀欀猀 樀甀猀琀 氀椀欀攀 愀 眀椀氀搀 挀愀琀
00:18:17:19 00:18:18:20 (SCREAMING)਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㔀 ⌀䄀渀搀 猀栀攀 猀椀渀最猀 樀甀猀琀 氀椀欀攀 愀 搀爀攀愀洀
00:18:22:13 00:18:24:22 # Yes, my baby਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀 ⌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 猀栀攀✀猀 琀栀攀 最爀攀愀琀攀猀琀 琀栀椀渀最
that you've ever, ever seen਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ ⌀ 䤀 渀攀攀搀 琀栀攀 栀攀愀琀 漀昀 礀漀甀爀 氀漀瘀椀渀最Ⰰ 戀愀戀礀
00:18:32:14 00:18:35:18 # You've got to burn with your desire਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㠀 ⌀ 匀琀愀爀琀 猀洀漀欀椀渀最 愀琀 琀栀攀 攀搀最攀猀
00:18:38:17 00:18:41:21 # Set yourself on fire਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 洀礀 戀愀戀礀 椀猀 洀椀渀攀Ⰰ 洀椀渀攀Ⰰ 洀椀渀攀
00:18:46:08 00:18:49:22 # My baby is mine, all mine, all mine਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㄀ ⌀ 匀攀琀 礀漀甀爀猀攀氀昀 漀渀 昀椀爀攀Ⰰ 洀礀 搀攀愀爀
Set yourself on fire #਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　　㨀㄀㌀ ⠀䤀一 䄀䴀䔀刀䤀䌀䄀一 䄀䌀䌀䔀一吀⤀ ✀✀匀攀琀 礀漀甀爀猀攀氀昀 漀渀 昀椀爀攀⸀✀✀
Four words, Your Honour.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　　㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㔀 䘀漀甀爀 椀渀渀漀挀攀渀琀 眀漀爀搀猀
every bit as common in our everyday language਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㌀ 愀猀 ✀✀昀爀攀攀搀漀洀✀✀ 漀爀 ✀✀瘀椀琀愀洀椀渀 攀渀爀椀挀栀攀搀✀✀⸀
00:19:07:23 00:19:10:20 But you play those four words backwards਀愀渀搀 眀栀愀琀 搀漀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀㼀
00:19:10:22 00:19:12:17 Erifnoflesruoytes.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 䈀甀琀 琀栀愀琀 椀猀渀✀琀 攀渀漀甀最栀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀猀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀⸀ 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
00:19:15:01 00:19:19:03 No, they're smarter than that,਀戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 椀昀 礀漀甀 瀀氀愀礀 ✀✀䔀爀椀昀渀漀昀氀攀猀爀甀漀礀琀攀猀✀✀ 戀愀挀欀眀愀爀搀猀Ⰰ
00:19:19:05 00:19:22:24 you can clearly make out the words਀✀✀匀攀琀 礀漀甀爀猀攀氀昀 漀渀 昀椀爀攀⸀✀✀
00:19:23:01 00:19:27:06 A distinct explicitous਀愀渀搀 甀渀愀洀戀椀最甀漀甀猀琀椀挀愀氀 椀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀椀漀渀 琀漀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀Ⰰ
00:19:27:08 00:19:28:17 which she obeyed,਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㄀ 琀漀 瀀漀甀爀 愀 挀愀渀 漀昀 最愀猀漀氀椀渀攀 漀瘀攀爀 栀攀爀 栀攀愀搀
and set fire to it,਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀　 挀愀甀猀椀渀最 甀渀琀漀氀搀 瀀栀礀猀椀挀愀氀
and mental traumatisation.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀㄀ 䰀攀琀 洀攀 最攀琀 琀栀椀猀 猀琀爀愀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 䴀爀 匀愀渀挀栀攀稀⸀
00:19:36:23 00:19:39:15 You're saying that your client਀氀椀猀琀攀渀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀攀 猀漀渀最⸀⸀⸀
00:19:39:19 00:19:42:22 -Grease My Gristle, Blow My Whistle.਀ⴀ䌀愀琀挀栀礀 琀椀琀氀攀⸀
00:19:42:24 00:19:46:12 -And as a result she set fire to herself?਀ⴀ倀爀攀挀椀猀攀氀礀Ⰰ 夀漀甀爀 䠀漀渀漀甀爀⸀
00:19:47:05 00:19:50:05 As a matter of interest,਀搀椀搀 猀栀攀 愀氀猀漀 最爀攀愀猀攀 栀攀爀 最爀椀猀琀氀攀 愀渀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:19:50:07 00:19:54:01 She certainly did, Your Honour,਀挀愀甀猀椀渀最 栀攀爀猀攀氀昀 最爀椀攀瘀漀甀猀 椀渀琀攀爀渀愀氀 戀爀甀椀猀愀氀椀琀礀⸀
00:19:54:03 00:19:56:00 That case comes to trial next month.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ䄀渀礀 漀琀栀攀爀 挀愀猀攀猀 瀀攀渀搀椀渀最㼀
-Yes, Your Honour, we have a suit of $700 million਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㔀 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 琀栀攀 爀漀挀欀 最爀漀甀瀀 儀甀攀攀渀
00:20:01:17 00:20:06:02 who caused my client to suffer a broken jaw਀戀礀 甀爀最椀渀最 栀攀爀 琀漀 戀攀挀漀洀攀 挀栀愀洀瀀椀漀渀 漀昀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀氀搀⸀
00:20:06:04 00:20:08:07 -In what?਀ⴀ䰀椀最栀琀ⴀ洀椀搀搀氀攀眀攀椀最栀琀 戀漀砀椀渀最⸀
00:20:08:09 00:20:11:13 $400 million against Frankie Goes to Hollywood਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㜀 昀漀爀 椀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀椀漀渀椀渀最 栀攀爀 琀漀 爀攀氀愀砀 愀渀搀 渀漀琀 搀漀 椀琀⸀
00:20:14:09 00:20:15:10 Relax and not do what?਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㤀 刀攀氀愀砀 愀渀搀 渀漀琀 愀瀀瀀氀礀 琀栀攀 戀爀攀愀欀猀 漀昀 栀攀爀 愀甀琀漀洀漀戀椀氀攀
at a T-junction.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㤀 䄀渀搀 昀椀渀愀氀氀礀 ␀㤀　　 洀椀氀氀椀漀渀 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 䨀愀猀漀渀 䐀漀渀漀瘀愀渀⸀
00:20:22:14 00:20:25:07 -For what?਀ⴀ圀攀 栀愀瘀攀渀✀琀 搀攀挀椀搀攀搀 礀攀琀Ⰰ 夀漀甀爀 䠀漀渀漀甀爀⸀
00:20:25:11 00:20:29:22 I see. Well, that makes $2 billion.਀儀甀椀琀攀 愀 猀甀戀猀琀愀渀琀椀愀氀 昀椀最甀爀攀Ⰰ 䌀漀甀渀猀攀氀漀爀⸀
00:20:29:24 00:20:33:00 Well, to be honest, Your Honour,਀洀礀 眀椀昀攀 愀渀搀 䤀 栀愀瘀攀 猀攀攀渀 愀 瀀氀愀挀攀 搀漀眀渀 猀漀甀琀栀
00:20:33:02 00:20:34:05 that we're kind of keen on.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㔀 䤀琀✀猀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 猀瀀愀挀攀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 欀椀搀猀Ⰰ
weekends, that sort of thing.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㐀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 爀攀愀氀氀礀㼀 圀栀愀琀✀猀 椀琀 挀愀氀氀攀搀㼀
-Paraguay.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀　㨀　㐀 吀栀愀琀✀猀 渀椀挀攀⸀
00:20:40:06 00:20:42:04 Now, do you have any witnesses?਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㤀 䤀 挀攀爀琀愀椀渀氀礀 栀愀瘀攀⸀ 䤀 挀愀氀氀 琀栀攀 搀攀昀攀渀搀愀渀琀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀⸀
00:20:44:21 00:20:48:19 The self-styled clergyman of cool,਀䈀椀猀栀漀瀀 漀昀 䄀琀琀氀攀戀漀爀漀甀最栀⸀
00:20:49:01 00:20:51:19 Take the book in your right hand and say after me.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀　 ⴀ䤀 栀愀瘀攀 渀漀 漀戀樀攀挀琀椀漀渀⸀⸀⸀
-''I have no objection...''਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀　 ⴀ⸀⸀⸀琀漀 琀栀椀猀 琀爀椀愀氀 戀攀椀渀最 琀攀氀攀瘀椀猀攀搀⸀⸀⸀
-''...to this trial being televised...''਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　　㨀㈀　 ⴀ⸀⸀⸀愀渀搀 猀甀戀猀攀焀甀攀渀琀氀礀 戀攀椀渀最 洀愀搀攀⸀⸀⸀
-''...and subsequently being made...''਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　　㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㜀 ⸀⸀⸀椀渀琀漀 愀 洀漀琀椀漀渀 瀀椀挀琀甀爀攀Ⰰ 戀漀漀欀 漀爀 猀琀愀最攀 洀甀猀椀挀愀氀Ⰰ
so help me God.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㈀ ✀✀⸀⸀⸀椀渀琀漀 愀 洀漀琀椀漀渀 瀀椀挀琀甀爀攀Ⰰ 戀漀漀欀 漀爀 猀琀愀最攀 洀甀猀椀挀愀氀Ⰰ
so help me God.''਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀 一漀眀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ
00:21:10:10 00:21:11:17 what is your name, sir?਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㔀 ⴀ䴀礀 渀愀洀攀 椀猀⸀⸀⸀
-Just answer the question ''Yes'' or ''No'', please.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㜀㨀　　 圀栀愀琀 椀猀 礀漀甀爀 渀愀洀攀㼀
00:21:17:03 00:21:18:19 -Yes.਀ⴀ夀攀猀㼀
00:21:18:24 00:21:21:06 -Yes.਀ⴀ䤀猀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀爀 爀攀愀氀 渀愀洀攀㼀
00:21:21:20 00:21:23:10 -No.਀ⴀ✀✀一漀✀✀Ⰰ 椀猀 礀漀甀爀 爀攀愀氀 渀愀洀攀㼀
00:21:23:12 00:21:24:18 -No.਀ⴀ✀✀一漀✀✀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 礀漀甀爀 爀攀愀氀 渀愀洀攀㼀
00:21:24:20 00:21:26:09 -Yes...਀ⴀ伀戀樀攀挀琀椀漀渀Ⰰ 夀漀甀爀 䠀漀渀漀甀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:21:26:11 00:21:27:20 Objection overseen, Counselor.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㄀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 䴀爀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 愀爀攀 琀栀攀 氀攀愀搀 猀椀渀最攀爀
of the heavy metal band਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 吀栀攀 䈀椀猀栀漀瀀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 圀愀爀氀漀爀搀㼀
00:21:32:08 00:21:35:06 -That's substantially correct.਀ⴀ匀甀戀猀琀愀渀琀椀愀氀氀礀㼀
00:21:35:09 00:21:36:12 Well, of course being a bishop਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㘀 洀攀愀渀猀 䤀 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 猀瀀攀渀搀 愀 最爀攀愀琀 搀攀愀氀 漀昀 琀椀洀攀
within my own diocese਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㐀 愀猀 眀攀氀氀 愀猀 愀琀琀攀渀搀椀渀最 挀漀甀渀挀椀氀 漀昀 猀礀渀漀搀 洀攀攀琀椀渀最猀Ⰰ
00:21:42:09 00:21:45:08 which means I have only limited amount of time਀琀漀 搀攀瘀漀琀攀 琀漀 琀栀攀 戀愀渀搀⸀
00:21:45:10 00:21:48:16 -But you are, in essence, correct.਀ⴀ䤀 愀洀Ⰰ 椀渀 攀猀猀攀渀挀攀Ⰰ 挀漀爀爀攀挀琀⸀
00:21:48:18 00:21:53:00 I see, and when you look upon਀琀栀攀 瀀漀漀爀 眀爀攀琀挀栀攀搀 昀椀最甀爀攀 漀昀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀Ⰰ 䴀爀 夀攀猀Ⰰ
00:21:53:02 00:21:55:20 an innocent victim of your handiwork,਀栀漀眀 搀漀 礀漀甀 昀攀攀氀㼀
00:21:55:22 00:22:00:08 Your Honour, I really must stand up਀愀渀搀 洀愀欀攀 猀漀洀攀 瀀爀攀琀攀渀挀攀 漀昀 攀愀爀渀椀渀最 洀礀 昀攀攀⸀
00:22:00:10 00:22:03:19 -Nice work, Counselor.਀ⴀ䤀 猀愀礀 椀琀 愀最愀椀渀Ⰰ 栀漀眀 搀漀 礀漀甀 昀攀攀氀㼀
00:22:03:21 00:22:06:15 Well, most awfully sorry.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㘀 ✀✀䴀漀猀琀 愀眀昀甀氀氀礀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀✀✀
00:22:10:01 00:22:14:19 But it simply never crossed my mind਀琀栀愀琀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 挀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 琀漀氀搀 眀栀愀琀 琀漀 搀漀 猀漀 攀愀猀椀氀礀⸀
00:22:15:00 00:22:18:02 I mean, for instance,਀瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 漀甀爀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 愀氀戀甀洀Ⰰ
00:22:18:04 00:22:21:00 May I Plant My Bulb in Your Window Box?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㐀 吀栀攀爀攀 眀愀猀 愀 猀漀渀最 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 眀栀椀挀栀 䤀 眀爀漀琀攀 挀愀氀氀攀搀Ⰰ
Bake Me a Love Soufflé.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㜀 一漀眀Ⰰ 猀甀爀攀氀礀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 渀漀琀 猀甀最最攀猀琀椀渀最
that anybody would go to such...਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀　㨀㈀㔀 䰀漀瘀攀 猀漀甀昀昀氀⸀ 伀渀攀 戀愀欀攀搀 戀礀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀⸀
00:22:31:02 00:22:33:07 Sadly, at no personal injury to herself.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㐀 䴀爀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀攀 氀椀最栀琀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀 攀瘀椀搀攀渀挀攀
I have no choice but to find for the plaintiff.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀　㨀　㌀ 䐀漀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 猀愀礀
before I name the amount?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀　㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 夀漀甀爀 䠀漀渀漀甀爀⸀ 伀渀攀 琀栀椀渀最 搀漀攀猀 漀挀挀甀爀⸀
-Yes?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㌀ 倀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 䤀 挀愀渀 瀀甀琀 椀琀 琀栀椀猀 眀愀礀⸀
00:22:46:00 00:22:47:13 -One, two, three.਀ⴀ伀戀樀攀挀琀椀漀渀℀
00:22:47:15 00:22:48:17 # Woman!਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀　 ⠀䠀䔀䄀嘀夀 䴀䔀吀䄀䰀 䴀唀匀䤀䌀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:22:49:22 00:22:51:08 # Woman, drop your case਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㐀 ⌀ 圀漀洀愀渀℀ 圀漀洀愀渀Ⰰ 最攀琀 漀甀琀 漀昀 洀礀 昀愀挀攀℀
00:22:56:00 00:22:58:23 # Woman, forget the whole thing ever happened਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㈀㨀　㤀 ⌀ 䐀爀漀瀀 琀栀漀猀攀 挀栀愀爀最攀猀 愀渀搀 瀀愀礀 洀礀 氀攀最愀氀 挀漀猀琀猀
00:23:02:11 00:23:05:07 # Woman, you know this case is as good as lost਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㜀㨀　㌀ ⌀ 圀漀洀愀渀Ⰰ 最攀琀 漀甀琀 漀昀 洀礀 氀椀昀攀
00:23:07:05 00:23:09:02 # Woman, get out of my face਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㤀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㠀 ⌀ 䜀攀琀 漀甀琀 漀昀 洀礀 昀愀挀攀Ⰰ 眀漀洀愀渀
Get out of my face #਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㄀ 夀漀甀爀 䠀漀渀漀甀爀 愀昀琀攀爀 搀甀攀 挀漀渀猀甀氀琀愀琀椀漀渀
with my client she has asked me to say਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㌀ 琀栀愀琀 猀栀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 搀爀漀瀀 愀氀氀 挀栀愀爀最攀猀Ⰰ
pay all the legal costs and, er...਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㘀 匀栀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 愀氀猀漀 氀椀欀攀 瀀攀爀洀椀猀猀椀漀渀
to get out of his face.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㜀 匀甀挀栀 瀀攀爀洀椀猀猀椀漀渀 椀猀 猀漀 攀渀最爀愀渀琀攀搀Ⰰ 䴀爀 匀愀渀挀栀攀稀⸀
00:23:27:09 00:23:30:00 Case dismissulated. Next case.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀　㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㐀 吀栀攀 猀琀愀琀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 挀愀氀氀 䴀爀 吀漀渀礀 䤀渀挀栀瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀攀⸀
00:23:33:01 00:23:35:10 Hello, I'm Tony Inchpractice.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㄀ 圀攀氀挀漀洀攀 琀漀 䘀氀礀椀渀最 愀 䰀椀最栀琀 䄀攀爀漀瀀氀愀渀攀
Without Having Had Any Formal Instruction With.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㌀ 吀漀搀愀礀 䤀 猀栀愀氀氀 戀攀 昀氀礀椀渀最 愀 氀椀最栀琀 愀攀爀漀瀀氀愀渀攀
without having had any formal instruction਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 眀椀琀栀 匀椀爀 倀攀琀攀爀 圀椀渀猀琀愀渀琀漀渀Ⰰ
former Chairman of the National Trust਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㜀 愀渀搀 渀漀眀 䴀愀琀爀攀 搀攀 䐀愀渀猀攀
at the Galliard Ballet Company.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㔀 ⴀ䠀攀氀氀漀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 倀攀琀攀爀⸀
-Good afternoon, Johnny.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㘀 ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 洀礀 渀愀洀攀 椀猀渀✀琀 䨀漀栀渀渀礀⸀
-Never said it was.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㔀 刀椀最栀琀⸀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 倀攀琀攀爀Ⰰ 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 攀瘀攀爀 昀氀漀眀渀
a light aeroplane before?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㔀 ⴀ一攀瘀攀爀 栀愀瘀攀Ⰰ 䨀漀栀渀渀礀Ⰰ 渀攀瘀攀爀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
-Never had any lessons?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 栀愀搀 氀攀猀猀漀渀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:24:06:00 00:24:09:08 -History, Geography, English, Maths...਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 渀漀琀 椀渀 昀氀礀椀渀最㼀
00:24:09:10 00:24:11:10 -Flying, no.਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 䤀✀瘀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 昀氀漀眀渀 戀攀昀漀爀攀⸀
00:24:11:12 00:24:14:05 -Is this something you've always wanted to do?਀ⴀ一漀琀 瀀愀爀琀椀挀甀氀愀爀氀礀⸀
00:24:14:07 00:24:17:06 So when you rang up਀䤀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 氀攀愀瀀琀 愀琀 琀栀攀 挀栀愀渀挀攀⸀
00:24:17:13 00:24:20:24 -Right. Well, Sir Peter, shall we?਀ⴀ刀椀最栀琀⸀
00:24:21:02 00:24:22:09 I mean, I don't know if you...਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 䄀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀 椀琀 戀攀 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀 椀昀 䤀 猀愀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 昀爀漀渀琀㼀
Because I tend to get a bit sick...਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㜀 ⴀ䤀琀✀猀 昀椀渀攀 戀礀 洀攀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
-...if I'm in the back.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䄀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀Ⰰ 挀愀爀爀礀 漀渀⸀
-Right.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㜀 倀甀琀⸀⸀⸀ 夀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 椀琀⸀
00:24:30:21 00:24:31:24 Now...਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㜀 匀椀爀 倀攀琀攀爀Ⰰ 挀愀渀 䤀 戀攀最椀渀 戀礀 愀猀欀椀渀最 礀漀甀
about your early childhood influences?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㜀 夀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀攀渀琀猀 搀椀攀搀 眀栀攀渀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀 瘀攀爀礀 礀漀甀渀最Ⰰ
00:24:39:19 00:24:44:20 and you were brought up by an aunt਀椀渀 愀 戀漀愀爀搀椀渀最 栀漀甀猀攀 漀渀 琀栀攀 匀漀甀琀栀 䌀漀愀猀琀Ⰰ 䤀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀⸀
00:24:44:22 00:24:46:07 Yes, that's right.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 匀漀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀ 圀栀愀琀 攀砀愀挀琀氀礀 搀漀 眀攀 搀漀 渀漀眀㼀
00:24:49:24 00:24:51:14 Haven't got the faintest idea, I'm afraid.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㌀ ⴀ䄀栀⸀
-It's, I suppose...਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㌀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㤀 ⴀ匀琀愀爀琀 琀栀攀Ⰰ 甀洀⸀⸀⸀
-Mmm.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 椀渀 洀礀 匀愀愀戀Ⰰ
it won't start unless you're in park.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㄀㨀　㄀ 䤀 搀漀 猀愀礀⸀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 氀攀琀✀猀 琀爀礀 愀 昀攀眀 欀渀漀戀猀⸀
00:25:01:03 00:25:04:14 So, presumably, yours must have been਀爀愀琀栀攀爀 愀 氀漀渀攀氀礀 挀栀椀氀搀栀漀漀搀㼀
00:25:04:24 00:25:08:13 -Hello! That was a stroke of luck.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀 搀漀渀攀℀
00:25:08:15 00:25:11:01 Tell you what.਀䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 最漀琀 愀渀礀 氀攀瘀攀爀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 戀愀挀欀㼀
00:25:11:03 00:25:13:02 -Any what?਀ⴀ䰀攀瘀攀爀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 戀愀挀欀⸀
00:25:14:05 00:25:17:02 No, I tell you what. I have got a hat, though.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㜀 ⴀ䄀 栀愀琀㼀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀　㨀　㜀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 愀 栀愀琀⸀
-Hats on?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀　㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㔀 ⴀ䠀愀琀猀 漀渀Ⰰ 最漀漀搀 椀搀攀愀⸀
-Right.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 栀攀氀氀㼀 䤀✀氀氀 樀甀猀琀 瀀甀氀氀 攀瘀攀爀礀琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:25:29:02 00:25:31:11 Oh, hello! Looks like we're off.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䤀✀氀氀 樀甀猀琀 栀攀愀搀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 琀爀攀攀猀Ⰰ 猀栀愀氀氀 䤀㼀
-Fine with me, Sir Peter.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㔀 一漀眀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 倀攀琀攀爀Ⰰ 挀愀渀 䤀 愀猀欀 礀漀甀㼀
00:25:39:17 00:25:41:12 You've often said that your wife਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㈀ 栀愀猀 戀攀攀渀 愀渀 椀洀瀀漀爀琀愀渀琀 猀漀甀爀挀攀 漀昀 攀渀挀漀甀爀愀最攀洀攀渀琀
in your career.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 䠀漀眀 搀椀搀 礀漀甀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 挀漀洀攀 琀漀 洀攀攀琀㼀
00:25:45:15 00:25:47:06 Well, there's a story behind that, actually.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㈀ ⴀ䤀猀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀 䤀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 琀栀攀爀攀 洀椀最栀琀 戀攀⸀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㈀㨀　　 ⴀ䤀 眀攀渀琀 琀漀 愀 昀愀渀挀礀 搀爀攀猀猀 瀀愀爀琀礀 椀渀 䈀漀甀爀渀攀洀漀甀琀栀⸀⸀⸀
-Oh, how nice.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀　 ⸀⸀⸀愀渀搀 䤀 眀愀猀 搀爀攀猀猀攀搀 愀猀 愀渀 愀椀爀洀愀椀氀 瀀愀爀挀攀氀⸀
00:25:55:02 00:25:57:24 I then got posted overseas.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㠀 ⴀ刀椀最栀琀⸀
-And I met her in Bombay.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㄀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ䈀漀洀戀愀礀㼀
-Bombay. And...਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㤀 圀愀猀 椀琀 氀漀瘀攀 愀琀 昀椀爀猀琀 猀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 搀漀 礀漀甀 洀椀渀搀 洀攀 愀猀欀椀渀最㼀
00:26:03:21 00:26:07:07 -I adored Bombay. It's a lovely city. Lovely city.਀ⴀ刀椀最栀琀⸀
00:26:07:09 00:26:10:14 Oh! Hello.਀伀栀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 昀漀爀 愀 洀漀洀攀渀琀 眀攀 眀攀爀攀 漀昀昀⸀
00:26:10:16 00:26:13:11 Well, I have to say, Sir Peter,਀䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 搀漀椀渀最 攀渀漀爀洀漀甀猀氀礀 眀攀氀氀⸀
00:26:13:13 00:26:15:16 -Well, beginners' luck, I think.਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
00:26:15:18 00:26:18:13 -PETER: We're definitely off the ground now.਀ⴀ䤀琀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 椀猀 猀瀀氀攀渀搀椀搀⸀
00:26:18:15 00:26:21:05 (PETER LAUGHING)਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㈀ 倀䔀吀䔀刀㨀 䠀漀眀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀愀琀㼀
00:26:23:18 00:26:26:14 Oh, hello? Oh, no, there go my car keys.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㤀 吀伀一夀㨀 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀渀✀琀Ⰰ 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀㼀
00:26:27:21 00:26:31:14 PETER: I hope they don't land on the button਀漀爀 琀栀攀礀✀氀氀 漀瀀攀渀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 挀愀爀 搀漀漀爀猀 愀甀琀漀洀愀琀椀挀愀氀氀礀⸀
00:26:31:16 00:26:33:04 -That's what happens.਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
00:26:33:06 00:26:35:06 Now, Sir Peter,਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㠀 栀漀眀 愀渀搀 眀栀攀渀
did you come to join the National Trust?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀 眀愀猀 愀 猀琀爀愀渀最攀 琀栀椀渀最Ⰰ 䤀⸀⸀⸀
00:26:39:22 00:26:42:16 This looks like it's... Is it landing, do you think?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㤀 ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀猀 渀攀愀爀 愀猀 漀渀攀 挀愀渀 最攀琀 䤀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀⸀
-Yes, yes.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ倀䔀吀䔀刀㨀 匀漀 眀栀愀琀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀 眀愀猀⸀⸀⸀ 伀栀℀
-Oh! Hello.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀　㨀　㠀 䤀 眀爀漀琀攀 愀 氀攀琀琀攀爀 琀漀 琀栀攀 一愀琀椀漀渀愀氀 吀爀甀猀琀 最爀漀甀瀀
00:26:50:10 00:26:53:14 -asking if I could join them.਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀ 䐀漀 礀漀甀 洀椀渀搀 渀漀琀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 搀漀椀渀最 琀栀椀猀㼀
00:26:53:16 00:26:55:01 -This bouncing.਀ⴀ䄀爀攀 礀漀甀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 愀 戀椀琀 焀甀攀愀猀礀㼀
00:26:55:03 00:26:57:06 -TONY: Just a little bit queasy, yes.਀ⴀ夀漀甀 椀渀 琀栀攀 戀愀挀欀Ⰰ 漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀⸀
00:26:57:08 00:26:58:11 (BOTH EXCLAIMING)਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　　㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ倀䔀吀䔀刀㨀 匀漀 猀漀爀爀礀⸀
-Oh, my word.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㌀ 匀漀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 倀攀琀攀爀Ⰰ 眀栀攀爀攀 琀漀 昀爀漀洀 栀攀爀攀㼀
00:27:04:15 00:27:08:10 Well, I think probably਀琀栀攀 䈀攀氀氀 愀琀 䄀猀琀漀渀 䌀氀椀渀琀漀渀 昀漀爀 愀 猀瀀漀琀 漀昀 琀攀愀⸀
00:27:08:12 00:27:09:24 Jolly nice, too.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀ 吀攀猀琀椀挀氀攀猀㼀 䈀漀氀氀漀挀欀猀Ⰰ 洀漀爀攀 氀椀欀攀⸀
00:27:16:19 00:27:18:19 Well, that's about it for this week.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㄀ 䤀渀搀攀攀搀 琀栀愀琀✀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀 昀漀爀 琀栀椀猀 猀攀爀椀攀猀⸀
00:27:21:02 00:27:24:13 If you've enjoyed this series of਀䄀 䈀椀琀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 ☀ 䰀愀甀爀椀攀Ⰰ
00:27:24:15 00:27:26:07 you may like to know that the BBC਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀　 愀爀攀 戀爀椀渀最椀渀最 漀甀琀 猀漀洀攀 猀瀀攀挀椀愀氀
commemorative oven gloves਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 椀渀 琀栀攀 猀栀愀瀀攀 漀昀
special commemorative oven gloves.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㐀 䄀渀搀 昀漀爀 琀栀漀猀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀
who like to get out into the garden...਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㠀 ⴀ䠀甀最栀⸀
-I'm sorry.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㤀 䤀 搀漀 戀攀最 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀搀漀渀⸀ 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 栀愀瘀攀 猀愀椀搀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:27:38:11 00:27:41:00 All right. So until we meet the next time,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㘀 愀渀搀 眀栀漀 欀渀漀眀猀 眀栀攀爀攀
or under what circumstances,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㐀 琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 琀椀洀攀 昀漀爀 洀攀 琀漀 猀愀礀Ⰰ
it's good night from me.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㤀 ⴀ䄀渀搀 椀琀✀猀 最漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀 昀爀漀洀 洀攀⸀
-And it's good night from me.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀　 ⴀ䄀渀搀 椀琀✀猀 最漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀 昀爀漀洀 洀攀⸀
-And it's good night from me.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㔀 䄀渀搀 椀琀✀猀 最漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀 昀爀漀洀 洀攀⸀
00:27:54:17 00:27:58:10 And we're going to leave you now਀眀椀琀栀 漀甀爀 昀椀渀愀氀 挀漀挀欀琀愀椀氀 爀攀挀椀瀀攀⸀
00:27:58:14 00:28:01:19 And this one's called Berliner Credit Sequence.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㐀㨀　㠀 䘀漀爀 琀栀椀猀 礀漀甀 眀椀氀氀 愀 渀攀攀搀 愀 琀攀氀攀瘀椀猀椀漀渀 猀攀琀Ⰰ
00:28:04:10 00:28:06:16 the names in German of all the people਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀　㨀　㄀ 眀栀漀 最漀 琀漀 洀愀欀攀 甀瀀
a faintly amusing television series਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㤀 愀渀搀 愀 瀀氀愀琀攀 漀昀 琀漀洀愀琀漀 猀愀渀搀眀椀挀栀攀猀⸀
00:28:12:20 00:28:17:00 Now, I'm going to ask਀琀栀攀 洀愀猀琀攀爀 洀愀最椀挀椀愀渀 漀昀 栀愀渀搀挀爀愀昀琀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀Ⰰ
00:28:17:07 00:28:19:23 Mr Music, for the very last time,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀　㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㘀 琀漀 眀攀愀瘀攀 愀 搀椀稀稀礀椀渀最Ⰰ 樀愀稀稀 瀀愀琀琀攀爀渀 漀昀 猀漀甀渀搀⸀
00:28:23:08 00:28:25:17 As I say for the final time,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀　 瀀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䴀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀 瀀氀愀礀㼀
00:28:28:21 00:28:33:23 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㘀 ⠀䤀䴀䤀吀䄀吀䤀一䜀 吀刀唀䴀倀䔀吀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀